Yesterday, China was demolished by the United States (in a 107-57 exhibition match). Reports indicate that the US had coordinated this attack and others months ago. Mike Krzyzewski and Gregg Popovich, leaders of the strike, have indicated that they will destroy any country in their path until they are allowed access to about $7200 worth of gold. The next attack is expected to take place on Friday, to Argentina. Argentina may lessen the damage done, but will be put to perhaps the hardest fight of their lives. All eyes will be on the US come August 6, as they will turn their attention back to China to finish the job. The United States is equipped with the most dangerous men on Earth and after these recent incursions all of the world knows as well. Once our demands are met, we will disband and return to our normal lives having known that what we have done was not only right but patriotic. Good luck to the US Men’s Basketball team who are on track for another gold medal run this summer.